Things That Make Me Want to Scream (and not for ice cream either): 1

• People that don't use their turn signal. I'm not a mind-reader, use your turn signal!

• People who drag their feet. Unless you're 3 years old and are still working out that whole one foot in front of the other thing, pick up your effing feet.

• Callers who, when leaving their mailing information, spell "drive" but not the name of the weird city they live in that I've never heard of.