On Da Bus

There lives a little old lady on Hanover. She drives with her seat fully reclined. It makes no sense. I don't see how that's very comfortable or safe. When she gets out of her car and walks, she walks a half an inch at a time. I worry about her.

Don't sit in the handicap section.

Don't forget your iPod or mp3 player or book or newspaper or *something* to entertain yourself with.

Be nice to your bus driver.

Smile but don't say anything. You never know what kind of weird conversation you'll get pulled into.

If you are reading a book, do not become engrossed! It will make you miss your stop. (true story)